What do you call fake noodles?
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Fakegetti
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Copy pasta
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Nood-lie
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Impasta
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
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Angry bear
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Teddy
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Soft bear
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Gummy bear
Why did the bicycle fall over?
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Too tired
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Broken wheel
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Flat tire
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No rider
What has one eye but can’t see?
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Button
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Needle
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Cyclops
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Camera
What do you call a sleeping bull?
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Lazy bull
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Cow
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Bulldozer
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Night bull
What goes up but never comes down?
What has hands but can’t clap?
What runs but never walks?
What kind of key opens bananas?
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Turkey
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Door key
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Monkey
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Donkey
What has a head, a tail, but no body?