What runs but never walks?
A dog
Water 💧
A train
A ghost
Why did the math book look sad?
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Boring life
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No friends
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Too many problems
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Missing calculator
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
Mushroom
Bedroom
Classroom
Bathroom
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
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Fake cheese
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My cheese
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Lost cheese
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Nacho cheese 🧀
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
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He scared the birds
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He danced well
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Because he was outstanding in his field
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He was famous
What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
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Hello
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Splash!
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Long time sea
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Nothing, they just waved
Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
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It would look weird
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Because then it’d be a foot 👃👣
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You couldn’t breathe
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Too heavy
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
Orange bird
Mango
Bell
Carrot
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
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Fashion
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He forgot shorts
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Rainy day
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In case he got a hole in one ⛳
What did the big flower say to the little flower?
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Hi, bud
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Grow up
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Nice petals
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Bloom well
