The funniest thing to say when someone asks, "Are you okay?"
Yes, why?
Define okay
No, but thanks for asking
I was, until you asked
Which shows you have inner humor?
Smiling at strangers
Laughing at memes alone
Telling knock-knock jokes
Laughing in serious meetings
What's the best way to win an argument with humor?
Change the topic
Fake laugh
Stay silent
Crack a joke
If you drop food on the floor, what's the funny rule?
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No rule, just sadness
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Depends on who's watching
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5-second rule
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3-second rule
Which line proves that someone has humor?
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If I can't lose weight, I'll just lose my scale
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I'm on cloud 9 because rent is too high
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I'm so hungry, I could eat feelings
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Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver
If laughter is medicine, what's sarcasm?
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The overdose
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The side effect
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The prescription
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The sugar coating
What's your best response when someone says, "You're weird?"
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I blame my Wi-Fi
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No, I'm limited edition
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Sorry, I'll uninstall myself
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Thanks, it's a gift
If life gives you lemons, what's the funniest comeback?
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Ask for tequila and salt
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Use them as stress balls
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Make lemonade
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Return them to sender
How do you know you have inner humor?
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You laugh even when nothing's funny
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You laugh before finishing the joke
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You make others laugh
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You laugh at your own jokes
What's the funniest excuse for being late?
Traffic
I time-travelled wrong
Aliens abducted me
My pet needed a therapy
